The Cockney Sparrow and other adventures

On Wednesday morning we caught the underground down to the Thames Embankment for a cruise up the river to Hampton Court. We were a little early so after organising our tickets we strolled up to Westminster Bridge to see all the goings on. Today was the opening of the new Parliament with the Queen and all the trimmings so the crowds were flocking in and police were everywhere.

Build up to the opening of parliament
Build up to the opening of parliament
Lyndal went up to one group to see if she could get a photo with a London Bobby for the benefit of Ben. The Sergeant promptly dobbed in the most junior Constable who rather reluctantly posed for the photo. One could sympathise with them because there had been several security alarms lately and all the security apparatus was obviously on high alert.
Lyndal and Constable Testa
Lyndal and Constable Testa

After paying tribute to Queen Boadicea, whose statue is on the entrance to the bridge, we returned to the wharf.
Queen Boadicea and her daughters seeking revenge
Queen Boadicea and her daughters seeking revenge
We checked out the various large and comfortable looking modern ferries imagining ourselves cruising up the Thames reclining in an armchair with gin and tonic to hand.
Luxury river cruise?
Luxury river cruise?
One by one they sailed off in the wrong direction and we were rather reluctantly ushered towards a funny little tub down the end of the wharf, which was to be our vessel.
The Cockney Sparrow
The Cockney Sparrow
“Welcome aboard the Cockney Sparrer”, delivered in the appropriate accent, was the refrain of the cheerful young man who ushered us aboard. He proved to be deckhand, barman, spruiker and general factotum, and also obviously the son of the only other crewmember, the white haired skipper up in the little wheelhouse.
The Spruiker and the Skipper
The Spruiker and the Skipper
6. Cockney sparrow skipper
Well it proved to be the most pleasant way to cruise up the Thames. As all the crowds had swarmed to the opening of Parliament there were only about 20 people on board and we sat on the top deck on a bright sunny day, with only a slight chill in the air, and were entertained by the young first mate cum deckhand who proved to be the most competent and knowledgeable spruiker. He gave us a good commentary on the decorative and interesting bridges
Westminster Bridge
Westminster Bridge
Vauxhall Bridge with figure
Vauxhall Bridge with figure
8. River Vauxhall figure
Albert Bridge
Albert Bridge
Putney Bridge lights
Putney Bridge lights
Hammersmith Bridge with Digby Mansions in background
Hammersmith Bridge with Digby Mansions in background
Entrance to Hammersmith Bridge
Entrance to Hammersmith Bridge

and key buildings along the river. Later we just relaxed with a sandwich and a bottle of beer and watched the scenery go by.
Expensive apartment conversion near Lambert Bridge
Expensive apartment conversion near Lambert Bridge
Apartments at Imperial Wharf and Marina
Apartments at Imperial Wharf and Marina
All Saints Church in Bishop's Park
All Saints Church in Bishop’s Park
Griffin Brewery - one of the oldest breweries still in operation
Griffin Brewery – one of the oldest breweries still in operation
Syon House - one of the homes of the Duke of Northumberland.  He also owns Alnwick Castle which we visited earlier in our trip
Syon House – one of the homes of the Duke of Northumberland. He also owns Alnwick Castle which we visited earlier in our trip

We went through two locks, the first one at Richmond,
Richmond Lock and footbridge
Richmond Lock and footbridge
and the big one at Teddington, the end of tidal waters and entry point to the upper Thames.
Entering Teddington lock
Entering Teddington lock
21a Up the lock23 Teddington lock 3It was interesting to view the various residences along the river, many very posh and nice and some surprisingly modest, 17River mansion Isleworth21 River Mansion Twickenham 225 River Mansion Kingston
as well as some beautiful old boats.19 River traffic 224 River canal boat
Feeding the birds at Kingston
Feeding the birds at Kingston

So after this very pleasant three-hour cruise we disembarked at Hampton Court and went to view the Palace. It was all very grand, the original palace having been built as a personal residence by Cardinal Wolsey, the most powerful and influential man in the land under King Henry VIII. Thomas Wolsey, obviously a prodigy and enormously painstaking, hard working and ambitious, rose from relatively humble origins to Lord Chancellor to the King and his most trusted adviser and fixit man. His fall from grace was equally spectacular when he failed to secure from the Pope the annulment of Henry’s marriage to Catherine of Aragon so that he could marry Anne Boleyn.
Ed standing in main gates with heraldic statues on the columns
Ed standing in main gates with heraldic statues on the columns
The Great Gatehouse or Wolsey's Gate
The Great Gatehouse or Wolsey’s Gate

Wolsey was stripped of all his positions and property and Henry happily appropriated Hampton Court, which he preferred to his own palace anyway. Henry greatly extended and rebuilt the Palace and the Northern half remains much as he left it although from time to time renovated and titivated by his successors up to the time of the Stuarts.
The Base Courtyard with the wine fountain - a later addition
The Base Courtyard with the wine fountain – a later addition
View from the Base Courtyard with Henry VIII's Great Hall on the left and Anne Boleyn Gate on right
View from the Base Courtyard with Henry VIII’s Great Hall on the left and Anne Boleyn Gate on right
The Puritan Republicans under Cromwell (a puritanical lot) did a bit of self righteous pillaging and desecrating till Cromwell himself put a stop to it having decided that, after all, it was a nice little weekender – for himself naturally. We viewed parts of the old Tudor Palace and the later part built by William as well as the gardens.
Ante room to the Great Hall
Ante room to the Great Hall
Henry VIII's Great Hall built in 1532.  The last and greatest medieval hall
Henry VIII’s Great Hall built in 1532. The last and greatest medieval hall
The Hammer beam ceiling
The Hammer beam ceiling
Henry VIII's kitchen serving 600 meals twice a day
Henry VIII’s kitchen serving 600 meals twice a day
34a Hamptn food
The Clock Court
The Clock Court
The Astronomical Clock. Installed in 1540  it displays hour, month, day of month, position of the sun, 12 signs of the zodiac, number of days elapsed since beginning of the year, phases of the moon, age of the moon in days, hour when the moon crosses the meridian and thus high water at London Bridge.  Most important as preferred method of transport at the time was barge
The Astronomical Clock. Installed in 1540 it displays hour, month, day of month, position of the sun, 12 signs of the zodiac, number of days elapsed since beginning of the year, phases of the moon, age of the moon in days, hour when the moon crosses the meridian and thus high water at London Bridge. Most important as preferred method of transport at the time was barge

The next great builders were William III and Mary after their military coup that displaced James II. They employed Christopher Wren to rebuild the Palace but balked at his wish to demolish the whole place and start again due to the cost so just the Southern half was rebuilt in the contemporary baroque style. About half way through they gave Wren the push and passed the job to his deputy, William Talman who had given a cheaper quote and finished the job under budget. Goodness we could do with someone like William the Dutchman in Canberra couldn’t we?
Staircase to King William III's State Rooms
Staircase to King William III’s State Rooms
Ceiling of staircase
Ceiling of staircase
Entrance to King's State Apartments
Entrance to King’s State Apartments
Weapons in the Guard Room
Weapons in the Guard Room
40 Weapons
Portrait of King William in King's Presence Chamber
Portrait of King William in King’s Presence Chamber
King's Presence Chamber
King’s Presence Chamber
King's Withdrawing Room
King’s Withdrawing Room
King's Great Bedchamber
King’s Great Bedchamber
The Royal Throne
The Royal Throne
King's Eating Room
King’s Eating Room
King's Private Drawing Room and Dining Room
King’s Private Drawing Room and Dining Room
45 Hampton King's private dining room
Painting of Queen Anne being crowned by the gods Britannia and Neptune on the ceiling of Queen's Drawing Room
Painting of Queen Anne being crowned by the gods Britannia and Neptune on the ceiling of Queen’s Drawing Room
The Communication Gallery linked the King and Queen's Apartments lined with nine portraits known as  'The Windsor Beauties'
The Communication Gallery linked the King and Queen’s Apartments lined with nine portraits known as ‘The Windsor Beauties’

William of Orange (in Holland) was James II son in law and his wife Mary was first in line of succession to the English throne until James finally produced a son. This heightened fears of a return to Catholic rule and William decided to make a bid for the throne of England; in this he was encouraged by powerful figures in England. In November 1689 he landed in England and just to be sure of his welcome he brought along 15,000 of his best friends, suitably armed. William and Mary were crowned as joint monarchs in January 1689; James having departed for France after many of his most powerful courtiers changed sides.
The Orangery leading to outside
The Orangery leading to outside
From William III's apartments we went down through the Fountain Courtyard to the gardens
From William III’s apartments we went down through the Fountain Courtyard to the gardens
The Privy Gardens seen from upstairs
The Privy Gardens seen from upstairs
The Tijou Gates at the river end of the Privy Gardens
The Tijou Gates at the river end of the Privy Gardens
Ed in the Privy Garden at the south front of Hampton Court Palace
Ed in the Privy Garden at the south front of Hampton Court Palace
First Pond Garden
First Pond Garden
First Pond Garden seen from the other end with William's Eating House at the end
First Pond Garden seen from the other end with William’s Eating House at the end
Second Pond Garden
Second Pond Garden
More than 230 years old and over 36 metres long, the Great Vine is the oldest and largest known vine in the world
More than 230 years old and over 36 metres long, the Great Vine is the oldest and largest known vine in the world

After George II Hampton Court fell out of use by British Monarchs and during Victoria’s reign it was restored and opened to the public.

We returned to London by train and got off at the West End where we were to attend, at St. Martin’s theatre, the 26,059th performance of Agatha Christie’s “The Mousetrap”, the world’s longest running play. First we hunted round for a reasonable meal which was much more difficult than we expected. Although there were myriad eateries of varied description, very few were particularly inviting and all were packed. Eventually we claimed a back room table in a pub cum restaurant and had a rather ordinary meal.

As you would expect in England, which seems to have an inexhaustible supply of character actors, the play was very well presented and acted and we enjoyed it very much. We are not allowed to tell you whodunit – that’s a secret. After the performance we were pretty well worn out so got a taxi home.
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Thursday was our last day in London, with our flight departing in the evening, so we packed up and then went in to town to the Horse Guards Parade to watch the changing of the Guard. Very picturesque, and impressive when you consider that most of the young troopers had never set eyes on a horse, never mind ridden one, until they joined the Army.

The New Guard emerging from the Barracks
The New Guard emerging from the Barracks
New Guard on Parade
New Guard on Parade
The Old Guard returning
The Old Guard returning
The Hand over
The Hand over
Keeping on eye on the changeover
Keeping on eye on the changeover

After that we walked up through St James Park, past Buck Palace with more crowds and troops marching to and fro, on up to Hyde Park Corner and then to Harrods. Here we enjoyed lunch – very swanky – and did a little shopping. Bought a train for Mike and some scarves for each of our sons. I only checked the price tag on the first I picked up and bought four of our pick on that basis so got a bit of a surprise at the checkout! The boys did very nicely out of that!
Gurkha Band leaving the Palace
Gurkha Band leaving the Palace
Grenadier Guard band
Grenadier Guard band
Seeing the sights in style!
Seeing the sights in style!

Then it was time to go back to the flat and meet our hire car for Heathrow, followed by the usual mind and bum numbing flight back to our side of the planet. Ben met us at the airport and we went back to their place to see Claire and the girls and then made our way home. It was perfect day on Moreton Bay as we crossed on the ferry: “Hmmm….pretty nice here; why did we leave?”. But it was a fantastic trip; we enjoyed every bit of it.